May 2013
294 posts
leftforbed:
leftforbed:
mcsnuggie:
true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
why would the movie eat my popcorn
nevermind i get it
a-sexy-cat:
actually taking time to do your hair and making it all nice then walking outside and
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sushiandpie:
phantoms4evr:
janetdevlinoffic:
Always remember that you are not worthless, organs are extremely expensive on the black market
My roommate and I just looked this up and your bone marrow alone is worth $23 million. 23 million dollars. So if you ever kidnap someone, don’t hold them for ransom, just keep them in a vegetative state and slowly sell their bone marrow on the black...
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How to easily create a resume
paintbucketresources:
freelanship:
I need to tidy up the structure of my own. :P
sourcedumal:
reverseracism:
When people claim that willfully ignorant opinions that support systems of oppression and discrimination are the other side of the argument and should be given the same respect in order to have a balanced exchanged.
Exactly.
There is no other fucking side to racism
There is no other side to cishetero supremacy
There is no other side.
That side is always...
whateverhumans:
rootbeef:
gangstamickey:
being hot but also feeling like you need something over your legs
being hot but also being unable to sleep without a blanket
being hot
urbancatfitters:
hyperbole is my favorite literary device i use it like 600 times a day
Sticks and stones can break my bones but words can...
sheresists:
Language is never neutral.
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Why aren't more people freaking out about the new...
monetizeyourcat:
dancepunksnotdead:
You know, the one that gives housewives/full-time mothers a pension— wages for housework?
It’s ONLY A HUGE VICTORY FOR FEMINISM, SOCIALISM, AND WOMEN OF COLOR. Not a big deal or anything. Tumblr is mysteriously silent about this.
http://rabble.ca/columnists/2013/05/venezuelas-new-labour-law-best-mothers-day-gift
holy shit!
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Adventures of a Girl Janitor: Stephen Colbert [TW... →
girljanitor:
schakall:
yourfaveisproblematic:
on pink slime “Yes, LFTB because our beef now has so many hormones it’s a member of the transgendered community.” (“So I just want to get out in front of this and say that I, Stephen Colbert, apologize to any of my transgender bovine viewers that may have been offended.”)
“That’s why, fellas, always look for the adams apple! That’s a pro tip....
repeating-serenity:
my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing “my sister is my role model because she can watch 12 years worth of law and order in 3 months”
boydivision:
when you try to move a fly away with your hand and it’s too slow and you end up TOUCHING I T
nippled:
people that regularly go to sleep before 10 pm
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how
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moltres:
overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them
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“I’m not J.J. Abrams, who’s ultimately responsible. I’m just his Asian puppet....”
– John Cho (x)
yo my heart is racing at the guts it takes to say something like this knowing full well what could happen. damn!!!!
(via strugglingtobeheard)
John Cho- stays dishing how he really feels. It is giving me feels.
(via reallifedocumentarian)
holy shit
but can we get a source on this...
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benedryl-pumpkinpatch:
Butawhiteboy Cantbekhan
meladoodle:
juilan:
My ears. They are ringing.
are u gonna answer em
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Watchgryzio:
d-hizzle:
oh my god two words in that just UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE
All hope is lost so quickly I can’t stop laughing.
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pastelmorgue:
eradicategirlhate:
you ever thought that maybe the reason girls say they’re fine when they’re not, or they’re not mad when they are, is because the second they show any semblance of emotion they’re written off as hysterical bitches that are probably on their period?
THE FUCKING DA VINCI CODE HAS BEEN CRACKED
mermaidsandmisandry:
things i dont need in my life:
wasps
those stringy things on the banana
commercials on youtube
grrrlfever:
you keep saying “we’re all human” but all i hear is “i want to completely ignore institutionalised oppression and shut my eyes and pretend everyone is treated equally to escape the guilt of the numerous privileges i’m afforded”
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stvincentinexile:
If you are part of a privileged group and have to constantly demand that somebody in an oppressed group say “not all (insert privileged group here) are like that”
what you are really demanding is that they reassure you that you’re not like that and you’re not being held accountable
which is a cowardly thing to do and also shows the great lengths you will go to in order to...
fukawatouko:
getting a split second glance at something you’ve got blacklisted before tumblr savior catches it
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secretlyjohnwatson:
batceline:
batceline:
i wonder what New York man does
makkine:
makkine:
Oh my god this is giving me flashbacks to when Disney announced it was buying club penguin and there was a literal actual penguin protest in front of the clothes shop for like 4 hours straight I love society
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“There is no African, myself included, who does not appreciate the help of the...”
– Uzodinma Iweala, “Stop Trying to ‘Save’ Africa”
(via cammyyy)
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i’ve been hearing fireworks every couple of hours since noon
why
what is the point of this
confusedtree:
radicalillusi0n:
confusedtree:
Just heard about this blogging site from Yahoo. Not really sure what it is all about, but thought it’d be worth a shot! Please everyone be kind. I’m new here and could use some direction. Where for instance can I look at blogs
no
Please be nice and help me out.
earthnation:
people who have the same name as me are competition
